HAHAHHAHAHA! I was kind of offended at first, but this is pretty funny, especially when you read the others. Oh, p.s. I'm a capricorn who is "afraid of taking risks" (LOL NOT THIS CAP!)
Hahahahahahha funny as F!I'm the worst of the lot!The despicable Scorpio..who you probably wanna fuck lol Who gives a shit about ethics lol
SCORPIOS ARE FUCKIN' AWESOME!!!
lol I'm an aquarius definitely love to suck a big one every now and again and get the same service in return!!!! Don't agree with the lying part though. I'm so brutally honest that's why everyone thinks I'm a jerk !!
Well, I've got a big one. Let's do each other!
Lol i'm a Aquarius and i found this quit funny. Lol. -Lindsay (;
I'm Capricorn and I like taking risks so lol
I'm an Aquarius and everything up there is pretty much true.... Except the lying lol.
Lol I masturbate more than have sex x] (leo)
YOU AND I BOTH LOOOOL!!! I actually laughed at that part (another fellow Leo)
Lmao haha i laugh also fellow Leo here
Leo here. Damn I master bate alot. Lol practice makes perfect
Lol i found this quite funny but i dont put things off & i will not be on a welfare check (Cancer)
I'm not a cancer, but I know many. That's so off y'all save, splurg, save and save. Lol wow
Ikr trying to down grade cancers
My life is a LIE!!! *also a Cancer*
Not a cancer but i know many also i agrer this wrong and hope i dont see them in prison also lol
Fuck you both!
We're all gonna fucking die...
That was great lmao. I'm the only Aries on here so far lol ;)
Hah!Taurus "never do anything right the first time", I think that might just be true. Seriously funny...
I'm Taurus, and a female one at that! I thought this was wonderful! Kick ass! Whomever you are (the author of this) I'd have gladly PAID to read...really right on!
I'm a Gemini..ctfu@ people like me because in bisexual
I'm a bisexual Scorpio. My ex gf was a Gemini. She was a fuckin awesome crazy bitch
SCORPIO well Wat do u knw I'm a son of a bitch :-D. This is funny
What......oh! Couldn't understand you with that dick in mouth! Haha! c=3 (Scorpio)
I'm an Aquarius and I LOVE sucking dick. ;)
I'm an aquarius and so do I lol
I am a Pisces and this was really funny
mee to ! I was all like : cia ? fbi ? dude Im british get your stuff right :)
I'm Pisces 2 and its all tru except for the dipshit thing lol
I'm a Cancer id put things off n I am a fucker but nt to extreme n most ppl in prison r geminis this thing jhus wanted to say sum crazy shit!
Lmfao I nearly pissed on my self. Aries was funny Gemini you cheap bastard. Leo a idiot
Ouch! I have no talants and I am a worthless piece of shit. (Stagittarius) it's funny but not true at all. Stragettarius r some of the most talanted people. Many famous and talented people r this sign, including John Kennedy, Bruce Lee, ed Harris, jimmy Hendrix, christina Applegate, nostradamus, Me, and many many more. Besides this the rest is sad but true.
HAHAHAHA I LAUGHED SO HARD AT YOUR POST
Well we know your talent isn't spelling.
Zt was nt funny at ol exept abt virgos. I hav seen much funnier zt almost made me cry while laughing so hard. bzw am aquarius female
so damn funny and yet so true lol
Fuck yeah enthusiastic and optimistic but I don't rely on luck it will just come naturally we sages are in a good mood all the time cuz we know everything will turn out great and if it doesn't we will make it so. This was hilarious though.
i didn't even got hurt with mine... i'm not confident true.. but i'm not a dipshit either.. :)
yeah It could of been a LOT worse :)
Yup, I'm a sun sign Virgo female and I DO often fall asleep while fucking! Hahaha! :D but my partners USUALLY keep going, and I'm a drudge, it's quite amazing how they put up with it, because honestly if it were the other way around... I would not be too happy...
Hilarious and actually pretty accurate...-aquarius <3
I'm a Scorpio and I don't blame anyone that wants to murder me.I have no sense of moral whatsoever XD
Lol... iam a scorpio too i feel the same way but OH WELL. Lol
Lmao! Im a sagg, we aint got talent! Thats not so true! But i cant stop laughing
Lol, I'm not as big a whore as most of the people I know, and I'm STD free, yo! I don't see myself dying of VD. Maybe acting like an idiot, but nothing sex related xD Not accurate for me. Lol (LIBRA WHORE; the first one with the balls to comment!)
I'm a Libra, I'm not a whore I just love sex....especially if I have a mirror to watch myself doing it....they forgot vain
scorpio right here guess i will get murdered some day for being the SHIT lol this thing is funny i like Capricorn one haha
I have to admit there is truth in these words, im a scorpio, piss me off and i'll stab you in the back with my stinger. i dated a cap, worthless piece of shit who used me, sits at home on his ass playing video games. almost married a Pisces... what a joke! thats not a man, its a little girl playing dress up, and stalking me bc he is obsessed with his perfect fantasy he thinks his life is.
I'm a sag n I have plenty of talent..in that bedroom lmao...these were funny but yet some are very true!! I agree I can be reckless but what won't kill me makes me better and lucky so suck on that ;-)
Im reckless but i said so far been so lucky, no regrets at all and well drinking is fun haha but regarding talent theyre but hey if someone told me im worthless I wouldn't give a shit anyway:p
Am an aries and really impatient and piss people off but I try to c the good in others. This was funny
Haha how it says aquarius are stupid made me laugh, and I am an aquarius but the entire thing is funny as Hell!
XD funny but harsh still funny.
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As a pisces and from my view its true. My life experience
I'm an aquarius female and I agree with the jerk part but when people call me a jerk they are laughing while they say it. As far as "our" love for sucking cock, we all aren't waiting around hoping for our next chance to suck dick.. Every aquarius I know are all pretty straight up and honest, what's the point in lying about everything? Smh also stupid huh? maybe some I'm sure, but not as stupid as the person who made this bullshit.. I mean really now who has time to do this.. Capricorn not a risk taker and should kill themselves? Lmao and you said aquarius lie! I get this is for shits and giggles and that level of bullshit does make it sorta funny.. but to the person who made this is really hope you were a young ass teenager with no life whos mad at the world and was really bored while having super cramps from your heavily flowing period because if not.. im going to pretend you were anyway. Just so I don't have to believe more people are catching the dumbass virus.. on a good note, props to a good time waster lmao
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